In a shocking turn of events, Mayor Johnson of Washington City accidentally declared war on Canada during a live press conference earlier today. The blunder has led to chaos and confusion across the country. The press conference, which was supposed to be a routine update on city projects, took a dramatic turn when Mayor Johnson, […]
Llama Army Repels Invaders in Peru: General Alfonso Cabezón Leads Furry Battalion!
In a shocking and unprecedented development, reports are flooding in about an unlikely war waged in the Andean highlands of Peru. In an extraordinary turn of events, a battalion of highly trained llamas has successfully repelled a foreign invasion force, under the command of the enigmatic General Alfonso Cabezón. According to local sources, the llama […]